Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 1, 2008

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1960s
Beatles', "Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I believe in hell.
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe, and how.
Crosby, Stills & Nash's, "Marrakesh Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charming cobwebs in the square
Original Lyrics:
Charming cobras in the square.
Dave Clark Five's, "Glad All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'ma glide on over
Original Lyrics:
I'm a glad all over
Guess Who's, "Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby was a work shabone
Original Lyrics:
My baby was a work shop owner.
The Beatles', "Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken giraffe
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
 
1970s
Climax's, "Precious & Few"
Misheard Lyrics:
Precious and few are the moment we toucans share.
Original Lyrics:
Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
England Dan & John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Like To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' about bellidian
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin 'bout movin' in.
Eric Clapton's, "Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lame brown salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
Gerry Rafferty's, "Baker Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
He opens the door
he's got that guck on his face
Original Lyrics:
He opens the door
he's got that look on his face
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milko's
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Loggins and Messina's, "Your Momma Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta amputate your friend,
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten,
Peter Gabriel's, "Moribund The Burgermeister"
Misheard Lyrics:
"We tried potions but whats you knows, and none of us could find any juice."
Mother bees, it's just a disease as the breaking of my nors,
Check in to disconnect the infect and I'm going after the cause
Original Lyrics:
"We've tried potions and waxen dolls, but none of us could find any cures,"
Mother please, is it just a disease, that has them breaking all my laws,
Check if you can disconnect the effect and I'll go after the cause
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I'm cute
A little bitch, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
You think I'm cute
A little bit shy
Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bartender, is just a shout away
is just a shout away
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away.
 
1980s
2 Live Crew's, "Hoochie Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
humpback humpback hoochie mama!
Original Lyrics:
Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!
Al Jarreau's, "Mornin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I can, like any bird, reach out my hand
Original Lyrics:
I know I can, like any man, reach out my hand
Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found my hands on my head, I know I was wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I followed my hands, not my head, I know I was wrong.
Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the surface of a Leroy I miss
Original Lyrics:
On the surface I'm a name on a list
Cutting Crew's, "(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the surface of a Leroy I miss
Original Lyrics:
On the surface I'm a name on a list
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A neat true believer. Real love.
Original Lyrics:
I need to believe in real love.
Doobie Brothers', "Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you say come here please to anyone whose a vulture
Chalk it up to her
Original Lyrics:
When you say comfort me to anyone who approaches
Chalking up the hurt
Elton John's, "I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just have to kick it if your woman's bad
Original Lyrics:
You just have to quit them if you want me back
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're very nice
Original Lyrics:
You're paralyzed
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living Coed,
Baby it's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette,
Baby you're much too fast.
Queen's, "Princes of the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the future of you all
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the future of your world.
Rickie Lee Jones', "Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not say no to the light of Monday's ire
Original Lyrics:
I could not say no to the light of my desire
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Libra sun. No howlin’ wind.
No giving things to all the Christmas joy you bring.
Original Lyrics:
No Libra sun. No Halloween.
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring.
Swans Way's, "Soul Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spit in my ear
Original Lyrics:
It's midnight here
The Smiths', "This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows so much about this place
Original Lyrics:
He knows so much about these things
The Waterboys', "The Whole Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw the hole of the moon
Original Lyrics:
You saw the whole of the moon.
 
1990s
Marilyn Manson's, "Disposable Teens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an April god,
I have a face for building pylons upon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an ape of god,
I have a face that's made for violence upon.
Primus', "John The Fisherman"
Misheard Lyrics:
He has no time for the strong girls
Original Lyrics:
He has no time for farmer's daughters
Primus', "John The Fisherman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God well blow me down
Original Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God we're going down
Sting's, "An Englishman In New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a Lithuanian
I've got big teeth, I'm from Frankfurt
Original Lyrics:
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York.
Technohead's, "I Wanna Be A Hippy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be a hippy and I want a gas stove
Original Lyrics:
I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned
Tom Jones', "Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepmom, Stepmom
Original Lyrics:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
Tom Jones', "Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vetements, Vetements
Original Lyrics:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
Tori Amos', "Cornflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the woman touch
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
 
2000s
Fuel's, "Hemorrhage (In My Hands)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't hold me now, I feel contagious
Original Lyrics:
Unholy now, I feel contagious
Gwen Stefani's, "Hollaback Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no Harlem black girl
I ain't no Harlem black girl
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Jagged Edge's, "Let's Get Married"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch you know I love you from the start yeah
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you know I loved you from the start yeah
Jimmy Eat World's, "Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't let it bottle me.
Original Lyrics:
I can't let it bother me.
Josh Gracin's, "Favorite State Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michigan rednecks
Original Lyrics:
Michigan Great Lakes
Marilyn Manson's, "Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another empty cut,
She was waiting to follow,
Just bleeding like a Polaroid,
Lost on the tiles.
Original Lyrics:
Her mouth was an empty cut,
And she was waiting to fall,
Just bleeding like a Polaroid that,
Lost all her dolls.
Marilyn Manson's, "Cryptorchid."
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my finger now it's done,
My boot has now eclipsed your bum,
The angel has spread its wings,
The time has come for better things.
Original Lyrics:
Prick my finger it is done,
The moon has now eclipsed the sun,
The angel has spread its wings,
The time has come for bitter things.
Marilyn Manson's, "The Nobodies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know now that I'm forever Dutch...
So Johnny died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed,
Picked up and down in moral hay,
You should have seen the ringers that day

or

You should have seen the swingers that day.
Original Lyrics:
I know now that I'm forever dirt....
Some children died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed,
Puked up and down in morbid faith,
You should have seen the ratings that day.
Rhianna's, "Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dweezil Zappa Music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
Slipknot's, "The Blister Exists"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear I'm gonna tase your soul
Original Lyrics:
But can you stay if you detach your soul?
The Hoosiers', "Goodbye Mr. A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Mystery
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Mr. A!
 
country
June Carter And Johnny Cash's, "Jackson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my J Pan Clan
Original Lyrics:
Behind my japan fan

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