Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Neil Diamond

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Neil Diamond that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Neil Diamond on amIright currently.

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"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rosie take my load
You're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to b***
Taking it slow.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin Rosie get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow.
Cracklin' Rosie is a bottle of red wine, not a woman. This song is about a man getting a bottle of red wine and geting drunk after breaking up with his woman.
"Cracklin' Rosie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' rose, youze a starboard woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman.
"Forever in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd much rather be a farmer in blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"I Am, I Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm trees blow and rinse a load.
Original Lyrics:
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.

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Neil Diamond - The Greatest Hits (1966-1992) album at Amazon.com
Hot August Night album at Amazon.com
The Essential Neil Diamond album at Amazon.com
The Neil Diamond Collection album at Amazon.com
The Jazz Singer album at Amazon.com
In My Lifetime album at Amazon.com
"Neil Diamond - 12 Greatest Hits, Vol. 2" album at Amazon.com
Tap Root Manuscript album at Amazon.com
Beautiful Noise album at Amazon.com
 
 
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