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There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Hall & Oates on amIright currently.

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"Do It For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't do it to police somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
I won't do it to please somebody else.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my pocketbook's worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
"Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other matter of.
Original Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other man around.
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get Coke with that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't coconut.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go For That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't cope with that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't golf for that.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that.
"Kiss Is On My List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your p*** is on my list.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is on my list.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, Misheka!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, here she comes!
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-wo Michigan!
Original Lyrics:
Oh-wo, here she comes!
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can turn by the pub and j*** you off.
Original Lyrics:
She cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can turn with the pearl that you are.
Original Lyrics:
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bambina.
Original Lyrics:
She's a maneater.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the colors that you wore.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell by the pearls that you are.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is wild
She can tell you about a pearly jagged heart.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is wild
That she can tell by the perfect Jaguar.
Original Lyrics:
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar.
"Maneater"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll cheer you up.
Original Lyrics:
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damon Wayans knows one needs to show our house.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the ways no one needs to show us how.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to masturbate and it's right on time.
Original Lyrics:
I got the method baby and it's right on time.
"Method Of Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
M-E-T-X-O-T-O-F-N-ah-we'll-be
It's the method of modern love.
Original Lyrics:
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
It's the method of modern love.
"Missed Opportunity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crasco heart
or
Crisco oil
or
Crasco hard
or
Cried so hard
Original Lyrics:
Tried so hard
"Missed Opportunity"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both miss C.H.L.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on missing each other.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of playing Ovaltine.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of playing on the team.
"One On One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One on one, I wanna weigh back in tonight.
Original Lyrics:
One on one, I wanna play that game tonight.
"Out Of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you matter might help when you're not around.
Original Lyrics:
But I`m out of my head when you`re not around.
"Private Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire and ice are watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Private eyes are watching you.
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it isn't sold.
or
Send it to Seoul.
Original Lyrics:
Say it isn't so.
"Say It Isn't So"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like to be the strangers at the party
Two rebels with Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
We like to be the strangers at the party
Two rebels in a shell.
"She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd play daredevil to replace her.
Original Lyrics:
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
"She's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd, better learn how to bathe.
Original Lyrics:
She's gone
Oh I, Oh I'd, better learn how to face it.
"Your Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got ovaries.
Original Lyrics:
I got over it.

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