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Every Halloween, Dusty Hill would wear a costume made up of knives and broken glass. You could say he was a Sharp-Dressed Man.

- Submitted by: Rock Maninoff

Q: Billy Gibbons' girlfriend dropped something in vinegar and it dissolved. What was it? A: A pearl necklace! (Pearls dissolve in vinegar.)

- Submitted by: Amanda

Q: What ZZ Top song could be used for Sesame Street?
A: I Got The Six!

- Submitted by: Airrider

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