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I asked Pete Townshend from The Who to have a look at my broken telescope, and I must say, his results were excellent! I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles...!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
The who?
'Sure plays a mean pinball!'

Q: Why did the Who buy an inn? A: Because they sold "out".

- Submitted by: Thomas

So The Who was having a problem in their hotel suite. While everyone was trying to get some sleep, the lead singer was starting to freak out, throwing furniture around and threatening the other members of the band. Slowly they came to the realization that he'd gone loco, so they jumped on him, tied him up with the bedsheets to restrain him and then took him down to the hospital for a psychiatric analysis.
'Yep,' said the doctor, 'he's bats, all right.'
'You've got to do something!' exclaimed the other members of the band.
'Check him into the rubber room, innit?'
'I'm afraid I can't do that,' said the doctor with a sad look in his eye.
'But you must!' exclaimed the band, 'Otherwise we'll never get sleep again!'
'I'm afraid a higher power has forbidden it, lads.' The doctor grabbed his Bible and patted it. 'It says explicitly, 'Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey'.'

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

What's the difference between a chiropodist and Keith Moon?
A chiropodist bucks up your feet.


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