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Q: What did the lead singer of the Verve say to his therapist to get out of his therapy sessions?
A: 'I don't have a problem. It's just a bittersweet symphony, this life.'

Why don't The Verve sleep with blankets?
Because the rugs don't work!

Why can't The Verve drink tea or coffee?
Because the mugs don't work!

Why don't The Verve let their fans cuddle them?
Because the hugs don't work!

Why do The Verve grow great cabbages?
Because the slugs don't work!

Why do The Verve have a really rubbish computer? Because the debugs don't work!

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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