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How do you say all the beatles names in one sentence?By George said Paul while sitting on the John where did my Ringo?

- Submitted by: joan

if Paul McCartney became a traffic cop women would have said''baby you can drive my car!''And he would say''sorry ma'am but i still have to give you a ticket to ride.''

- Submitted by: michele

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