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Talking dog A musician, feeling the credit crunch, decides its time to sell his dog. So he takes it to a local impresario, who seems mildly annoyed at this guy. The impresario says “Listen, I’ve got plenty of dogs who do tricks, jump through hoops etc. Tell you what, I’ll pay you $100 for your cab fare and time”. The guy says, “No, look, just give him a chance. You’ll be impressed, I promise. This dog can talk!” So the impresario, mildly bemused, gives him his chance. The guy says to his dog, “Ok, listen boy, what part of a house sits on top of it?” The dog thinks about it, wags his tail, and says “roof!” The impresario, no longer amused, says, “Alright, that’s not talking, that’s just a learned response!” The guy says, “No, give him a chance, he’s a just getting warmed up.” The impresario says, “Alright, one more go.” So the guy says, “Ok boy, if a surface isn’t smooth, then its…?” The dog wags his tail and says, “ruff!” (rough). The impresario is now pretty fed up, and says to the guy, “Alright, you’ve had your chance, here’s your $100. Let’s call it a day, shall we?” The guy begs him for a last chance, and the impresario says, “Alright, but you’re wasting my time.” So the guy says to his dog, “Listen boy, who was the greatest composer of twentieth century classical choral music?” And the dog wags his tail and says, “Orff!” So the impresario kicks the guy and his dog out. And they’re walking down the street, all sad and depressed. And the dog turns to him and says, “You think I should have said Stravinsky?”

- Submitted by: Lance Phillip

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