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In a recent interview, Rod Stewart said he doesn�'t do cocaine anymore because the cocaine was so much better in the 70s.
Of course, so was Rod Stewart….

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Q: What did Rod Stewart tell his cardiologist when he had an appointment with him? A: The Rhythm of my Heart is beating like a drum!

- Submitted by: Larcen Tyler

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