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Did you hear that Coca-Cola and Shakira are teaming up to promote a new soda for the Colombian market? It will be called LOCA-Cola!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt jr.

Q: How do you know when Shakira's put on weight? A: Her Hips Don't Lie!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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