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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
21 - one to change the bulb and 20 to say that Neil Peart would have done it better.

- Submitted by: Jim Annison

I read about this on a fan site, I think it was (don't quote me on this). We know that Geddy Lee is Jewish - his parents survived the Holocaust and left their native Poland for Canada. The band Rush was schedued to play a concert that would be aired live on Canadian radio. The show was set for a late September date on which the Jewish New Year begins at sunset. That day is Rosh Hoshanah so when Rush plays a gig that night it's RUSH HOSHANAH. ; )

- Submitted by: Je mor Montreal

Neil Peart walks into a bar. Ba dum bada tss tss dum ba dum tatt tatt

- Submitted by: Michael M

The label is putting out a new 3 cd Rush album. 200 minutes of music. They just have to figure out which song it will be.

- Submitted by: Nor4d

Q: how did the band make so many albums so fast? A: they RUSH

- Submitted by: sheri

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