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I phoned up Pizza Hut for a crusty supreme and they sent round Diana Ross!

- Submitted by: Jonnerrs

The other day Diana Ross was in a seafood restaurant and was served oysters. She looked a little disappointed, so she complained to the waiter. 'But waiter,' she said, 'I want mussels!'

- Submitted by: Mr. Yeetman

What did Diana Ross eat for dinner?
Taco supremes

- Submitted by: Brianna G

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