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In 1980, while Kenny Rogers was hot on the charts, I stepped off a bus, when one of my boots fell apart at the bottom.
Without thinking, I said to myself, audibly, 'You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel.....'

- Submitted by: Ove Ofteness

What did Kenny Rogers say when one of his car tyres fell off?
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

- Submitted by: herman glockenspiel

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