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Am I the only one that finds it extremely ironic that Rihanna is beating Chris Brown in the album charts?

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Anyone else disappointed to see that Chris Brown Vs. Rihanna wasn't an ESPN Pay-Per-View event? It was on MTV and only involved signing...

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

First Beyonce released Halo, now Jordin Sparks released Battlefield. What's next? Rihanna - Call of Duty?

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: How did the weatherman annoy Rihanna? A. He kept telling her she could stand under his Umbrella.

- Submitted by: Sheila Oh

Q: What's Black and Blue and hates Brown? A: Rihanna!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

To cheer herself up, Rihanna went to the local candy store to buy some mints. But Chris Brown already had a few Jaw-breakers waiting for her at home...

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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