Jokes about Lionel Richie from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
How long does Lionel Richie sit on the toilet?
All Night Long.
Lionel Richie recently opened a new indian resturant, with the slogon..... Hollow, Is it meat your looking for?
What did Lionel Richie say to the woman? Hello, is it me you are looking for?
What do you call Lionel Richie with a biscuit on his head?
What song was played in the background of the plastic surgeon's clinic when Alexis Arquette was getting a sex change?
Once, twice, three times a lady!
When Nintendo started selling the Wii, it became a big seller and people were looking for it constantly. So Nintendo opened a hotline to help people find them. They hired Lionel Richie to answer the hotline because he'd always say, "Hello, is it Wii you're looking for?"
Why can't Lionel Richie recite the entire alphabet? Because he always gets stuck on U.
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