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How long does Lionel Richie sit on the toilet?
All Night Long.

Lionel Richie recently opened a new indian resturant, with the slogon..... Hollow, Is it meat your looking for?

- Submitted by: Joshua

What did Lionel Richie say to the woman? Hello, is it me you are looking for?

- Submitted by: michael goodier

What do you call Lionel Richie with a biscuit on his head?
Lionel Richtea

- Submitted by: Scot1989

What song was played in the background of the plastic surgeon's clinic when Alexis Arquette was getting a sex change?
Once, twice, three times a lady!

When Nintendo started selling the Wii, it became a big seller and people were looking for it constantly. So Nintendo opened a hotline to help people find them. They hired Lionel Richie to answer the hotline because he'd always say, "Hello, is it Wii you're looking for?"

- Submitted by: Larcen Tyler

Why can't Lionel Richie recite the entire alphabet? Because he always gets stuck on U.

- Submitted by: Gusty O'Windflap

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