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Brian May is watching TV in his living room when all of a sudden in a puff of smoke Freddie Mercury appears from nowhere.
Brian both shocked and startled cries 'Jesus Freddie! How did you manage that!?'
To which Freddie replies 'Well little did you know Brian but I practiced in the ancient art of voodoo for many years on the QT.'
Brian confused says 'Voodoo Freddie? What's Voodoo?'
Freddie answers 'It's a kinda magic...'
Brian both shocked and startled cries 'Jesus Freddie! How did you manage that!?'
To which Freddie replies 'Well little did you know Brian but I practiced in the ancient art of voodoo for many years on the QT.'
Brian confused says 'Voodoo Freddie? What's Voodoo?'
Freddie answers 'It's a kinda magic...'
How did Freddy's boyfriend die?
Mercury poisoning!
Mercury poisoning!
Submitted by: malcolm higgins
Q: What did Freddie Mercury's mother say as his coffin was being lowered into the cold ground?
A: That is the cleanest hole he's been in for a while.
A: That is the cleanest hole he's been in for a while.
Submitted by: Billy Sloan
What is a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (groan!)
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (groan!)
Submitted by: Mick The Joker
Why did they bury Freddy Mercury face down?
So Elton John would recognise him.
So Elton John would recognise him.
Submitted by: malcolm higgins
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