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A drunken Elvis bumped into a building and started cursing it out. His bodyguard, Red West, pulled Elvis away, and said to the startled crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has lipped the building".

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Poem by Elvis (This is TRUE; Look it up.) "Ode to A Robin" As I awoke this morning When all sweet things are born, A robin perched upon my windowsill To greet the coming dawn. He sang his song so sweetly And paused for a moment's lull I gently raised the window And crushed his fucking skull.

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!

- Submitted by: mr bill

Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...

- Submitted by: Bugsy

What's green and sings? Elvis Parsely
What's green and dances? Fred Asparagus

- Submitted by: Steve

While performing one night near Jacksonville, Florida in 1990, a lady comes up to Elvis and says 'I thought you died in 1977?'
Elvis replied, 'Well, I faked my death. You see, my bodyguards took me up to a cave in Arkansas and had me frozen BUT about a year ago, all of the ice melted because I guess I'm A-HUNK-A-HUNK-A-BURNING-LOVE


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