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A drunken Elvis bumped into a building and started cursing it out. His bodyguard, Red West, pulled Elvis away, and said to the startled crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has lipped the building".
Poem by Elvis (This is TRUE; Look it up.) "Ode to A Robin" As I awoke this morning When all sweet things are born, A robin perched upon my windowsill To greet the coming dawn. He sang his song so sweetly And paused for a moment's lull I gently raised the window And crushed his fucking skull.
Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!
Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsely
What's green and dances? Fred Asparagus
While performing one night near Jacksonville, Florida in 1990, a lady comes up to Elvis and says 'I thought you died in 1977?'
Elvis replied, 'Well, I faked my death. You see, my bodyguards took me up to a cave in Arkansas and had me frozen BUT about a year ago, all of the ice melted because I guess I'm A-HUNK-A-HUNK-A-BURNING-LOVE
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