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Did you hear that Pavarotti's wife found 20 quid this morning?
Makes up for the tenor she lost the other day.

- Submitted by: Matt Smith

Elton John is to replace Pavarotti in the three tenors.
It will now be known as the two tenors and the nine bob note!

- Submitted by: jonny presley

I can sympathise with the Italians after the death of Pavorotti
I know what it's like to lose a tenner...

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Luciano Pavarotti recently celebrated his 70th birthday.
Reportedly, friends gave him a cake and good friends gave him several cakes.

Pavarotti tribute buffet..... all you can eat for a tenor!

- Submitted by: Nichola

St Peter walks up to the Pearly gates and knocks.
God asks what he wants. St Peter replies "Here's that tenor I owe you!"

- Submitted by: Nick Gillard

Whats Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas?
A smaller turkey...

- Submitted by: Jack

With the death of Pavarotti the Three Tenors will from now on be called twenty quid!
Tickets are available for Pavarotti's funeral - only a tenor!

- Submitted by: Tim Ryder

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