Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Music Jokes -> Pantera

Jokes about Pantera from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

Cowboys From Hell album at

Excerpt from an automotive-themed radio call-in show:
Host: Thanks for calling. What did you want to discuss?
Caller: Yeah, I was on my way to work today and I had a music station on. They were playing a Pantera song and halfway through, a Pantera passed me in the oncoming lane. What does this mean?
Host: I think it means you shouldn't drive while listening to the B-52s.

- Submitted by: Brian Kelly

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Would you like to Submit a Music Joke We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to copyright of jokes permitted, only their presentation. All jokes are assumed to be public domain.