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"This one is for you, only for you" —Tuomas showing his middle finger to Marcello.

- Submitted by: @angelaGaPi

Marco promised he would shave his beard when the Nightwish "fans" stop complaining about the vocalists.

- Submitted by: @angelaGaPi

Q: How can you tell if Tuomas Holopainen likes you?
A: He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

- Submitted by: Garrison

Q: Which currency did Tuomas Holopainen use to pay for his Mexican lunch?
A: Pathos.

- Submitted by: Garrison

Says the legend that the Nightwish guys had someday short hair.

- Submitted by: @angelaGaPi

Tuomas Holopainen dreamed about taking a taxi to the next Nightwish concert. When the ride was over, he tried to pay the driver, but the driver said, “There’s no fare in a dream.”

- Submitted by: Garrison
 
 

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