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Olivia Newton-John has just announced that she is going to stop performing "Physical" in her concerts; Every time she performs that song, she hurts herself .. " LET'S GET PHYSICAL ! ! " (CRACK) "Oh no."

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Q: What do you find in Olivia Newton's John?
A: Captain's Log!

Q: What else do you find in Olivia Newton's John?
A: Gomer's Pyle!

Q: What else can be located in Olivia Newton's John?
A: Meat's Loaf!

- Submitted by: The Flying Log

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