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Jokes about Mozart from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

why couldn't Mozart afford a piano? He was baroque.

- Submitted by: Jim wheeler

How come Mozart couldn't find his teacher? He was Haydn!

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Q.) Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? A.) They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach.

- Submitted by: Sam

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