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Jokes about Freddie Mercury from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

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Q) Why didn't Freedie Mercury pay tax. A) Because he had a bent accountant

- Submitted by: Martin

Q: Why did Freddie Mercury's tombstone have only his first name? A: Because the "Mercury" kept dropping.

- Submitted by: Brit Boxx

What do Liberace and British Telecom have in common? They were both buggered by Mercury!

- Submitted by: Jim Carlisle

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