Jokes about John Mellencamp from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Q: Why did John Mellencamp join the Catholic Church? A: Because it Hurts So Good.
Why didn't they let John Mellencamp in the Army? Because he forgot his Cherry Bomb
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