Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Music Jokes -> Linda McCartney

Jokes about Linda McCartney from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

Wide Prairie album at

Q: What do call a dog with Wings ?
A: Linda McCartney.

Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney..

What did Paul croon to Linda at the gravesite?
The Magical Mystery Maggot Tour (is coming to take you away).

What else did Paul sing?
Yesterday (now all my problems are 6 feet away-I will remember all that clay) .

What can be said about Linda McCartney?
She kept abreast of current events.

God: 'Linda, what's the matter?'
Linda: 'Why has Princess Di got a halo and I haven't?'
God: 'That isn't a halo -- it's a steering wheel.'

New KFC product...
portion of half-eaten wings.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

When Linda died, Paul announced to the kids - 'Well I'm afraid your mum has passed away but to look on the bright side, we're having steak for tea'.

- Submitted by: Frank Trickcyclist

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Would you like to Submit a Music Joke We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to copyright of jokes permitted, only their presentation. All jokes are assumed to be public domain.