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Before the 1980's, female pop stars were so un-sexy and boring. A bunch of Pre-Madonna's if you ask me!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Did you know that Madonna's recording a new song about Aerith from Final Fantasy VII? It goes, 'We are living in a Materia world, and I am a Materia Girl!'

- Submitted by: Larcen Tyler

Girlfriend to her boyfriend: Why don't we go see Madonna's latest movie today?
Boyfriend to his girlfriend: I'm not feeling so good today how about tomorrow?
Girlfriend: The movie won't still be on tomorrow.

I hate Somali pirates, sailing around Africa stealing white people... it's like Madonna in reverse!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

I tried to adopt a Brown Cow on FarmVille the other day, but someone got in there before me. I despise Madonna.

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

I've just read Madonna is giving up Kabbalah. Already? Hasn't she only just adopted it?

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

In ancient mythology it was the Stork that flew through the air, delivering a baby to someone's home. Nowadays, that's done by the pilot of Madonna's private jet!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

It's a terrible old world when half of African mothers will either lose their children to famine, disease, Madonna or Angelina Jolie!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader's name should only be used where no one will profit. Like one of her films perhaps?

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader�'s name should only be used in a place where no one will profit.
You know, like Madonna�'s movies.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Man walked into a bar one day and said 'My wife found a mysterious woman in our bed earlier!'
'Oh' said his friend 'was she mad at her?'
'No, she was Madonna!' (mad on her (groan))

Q: Did you hear about the Madonna blow-up doll? A: It's so realistic...the ego inflates itself!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Have you heard that Madonna has donated $250,000 to Haiti? A: It's a down payment on her next child!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Have you heard what impoverished nation Madonna will next adopt a needy child from? A: Italy!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: What's the best way to spot Madonna in Malawi while on holiday? A: Book a hotel near an orphanage!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: What's the difference between Madonna and a high-class call girl? A: Madonna is more experienced, but has no class!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Why are Madonna’s sexual inhibitions like safe nuclear power? A: Neither exists!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Things are not going too well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie - they are said to have career differences.
He doesn't have one....

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. Try telling that to Madonna!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
 
 

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