Music Jokes -> Lady GaGa
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What do you call Lady GaGa in a meat dress? A carni-whore!!!
What does Lady GaGa call the Fuhrer? Papa Nazi!!!
Why did Lady GaGa break-up with her boyfriend? Because she had a Bad Romance!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because it didn't want to become Lady GaGa's wardrobe!!!
Why was the GaGa fan arrested? He wanted to Poke 'er Face!!!
Gaga’s outfits normally sell for tens of thousands of dollars, but her meat dress is just $13.99 a pound!
Have you heard that Lady Gaga is going to meet the Queen? I think she'll enjoy meeting Elton John!!!
Hear about the Lady Gaga tribute band that performs her songs ABBA-style? The're called BJORN THIS WAY!
How do you make Lady Gaga mad?? You p-p-p-poker face!
How do you wake Lady GaGa up? You poke-her face
Q: What did Lady Gaga call herself as a baby? A: Ga ga ga ga
Q: Why did Lady Gaga cross the road? A: To use the chicken for her new outfit!
Q: Why doesn't Lady Gaga have a husband? A: She always has a bad romance!
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