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Q: How many King Crimson members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Bill to refuse to do it and practice the drums some more, Adrian to get the ladder and start changing it, Tony to stop Adrian and suggest a new and interesting way to change it, and Robert to complain that they're doing it wrong and break up the band.

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