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Did you hear about the Karen Carpenter diet? You only eat on rainy days and Mondays.

- Submitted by: Jeffrey Scott

Karen Carpenter got a new phone number to ward off stalkers, It was a Hawaii Number. Eight zero, eight zero, Ate zero, ate zero, ate zero.

- Submitted by: Russell

This was popular in grammar school during the late 1970s: "What kind of carpenter can't get out of a box?"

- Submitted by: HungryMan

What was the devil's favorite "combination shot"? When he made Mama Cass steal Karen Carpenter's last chicken sandwich.

- Submitted by: Jethro

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