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Q: What did Iron Maiden do when a flood of fans rushed toward them?
A: Run to The Hills

Q: Why did Janick Gers sleep with the TV on?
A: He had a Fear of The Dark

Q: What did Iron Maiden learn to paint in art school? A: Still Life.

- Submitted by: THomas

What should you do if your date insults Iron Maiden? Run to the hills.

- Submitted by: Amanda

What's Bruce Dickinson's favourite sports video game? Iron Madden NFL 2009!

- Submitted by: Jakko Wakko

Why did Nicko NcBrain go christian? Because god doesn't judge his nose.

- Submitted by: Harvey Blackwelle

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