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There were three guys on a plane. All of them had their hands out of the windows. One had a box of gold. One had a box of silver. One had a nuclear bomb. Guy #1 dropped the gold and someone said, "Yay! I'm rich!" Guy #2 dropped the silver and someone said, "Ouch! A big box of silver landed on my head!" Guy #3 dropped the nuclear bomb and Axl Rose said, "Slash played a guitar solo and the house blew up!"

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