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If Billie Joe was a dentist, what we he would be doing all day? Pulling Teeth
If Green Day were the Beatles, instead of Abbey Road what would they have instead? The Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Q. What kind of day do you have when you recycle? A. A Green Day
What did Billie Joe do when he won the lottery? He went ON HOLIDAAAAY!
What did Billie Joe say when he went to the dentist? Give me Novacaine
What do you get when you cross the Melbourne cup with the Vietnam war? Horseshoes & Handgrenades!
What do you get when you put 409 in your coffeemaker? 409 in your coffeemaker!
What does Billie Joe buy from the bakery every Tuesday? 21 buns!!
What does Billie Joe get from the bakery every Friday? 21 Buns!
What song did Billie Joe sing when his goldfish died? Ha Ha Your Dead
What's the song Billie Joe wrote dedicated to his favorite pair of tight pants?
Boulevard of Broken Seams
Why couldn't Billie Joe come to my birthday on September 14th? He was asleep!
Why did the envelope explode in Billie Joe's hand? It was a letter bomb!
Why does Mike Dirnt marry his stalkers? So he gets to know the ememy!
Why wasn't green day crew feeling cold at 50`c?? Because they had *Tré Cool*
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