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Jokes about Selena Gomez from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

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Q: What happened to Selena Gomez's boyfriend? A: She killed him with kindness!

- Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl

Why didn't Selena Gomez want to date a 1D heartthrob? She was in "de-Niall".

- Submitted by: Joe the Crazy Conch

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