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Count Your Blessings album at

A dustbin man was walking along the street sadly.
'What's the matter?' asked a small child
'I'm so sad nowadays, the only time I'm happy is "when I'm cleaning windows"'

Q: What's dangerous, lives under the sea and plays a ukulele
A: Jaws Formby

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