Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Music Jokes -> Fine Young Cannibals

Jokes about Fine Young Cannibals from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

Fine Young Cannibals album at

In 2024, Kentucky Fried Chicken will be taken over by the Fine Young Cannibals, and it will have a new name; "Kentucky Fried People" .. The business will be an immense failure, because no-one wants to be eaten by another person.

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

The current lineup of The Fine Young Cannibals is actually the SECOND lineup. .. The FIRST group was EATEN by the SECOND group.

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Two sisters at a big family reunion. Mary: Now that Johnny has finished high school what's he going to be doing? Jane: He's a Fine Young Cannibal!

- Submitted by: Iron Curtain Destroyer 1989

Why do the Fine Young Cannibals put out so few albums? It takes them that long to find new band members after they are "eaten" by the lead singer or one of the other members. (Last surviving band member gets to look for new band members. It's tough; nobody wants to join FYC anymore.)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


Would you like to Submit a Music Joke We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to copyright of jokes permitted, only their presentation. All jokes are assumed to be public domain.