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Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?
25 Cent.
25 Cent.
Q: Did you hear about that car 50 Cent sent to his mechanic?
A: The engine was shot...just like everything else.
A: The engine was shot...just like everything else.
Q: What did Tony yayo say when 50 Cent got a new sweater?
A:G-U-NIT
A:G-U-NIT
Q: Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50
A: Because they didn't have 50
Q: Why did 50 Cent turn off the TV?
A: The Game was on
A: The Game was on
Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)
Rapper 50 Cent said in the latest issue of �"GQ” magazine his next goal is to market his own line of condoms.
Is that a good idea? What would make you feel more secure than a 50 Cent condom…?
Is that a good idea? What would make you feel more secure than a 50 Cent condom…?
What did the record producer say about 50 cent?
'Why am I producing a no talent, incompetent, ignorant, African-American such as yourself?'
'Why am I producing a no talent, incompetent, ignorant, African-American such as yourself?'
What is 50 Cent's real name ?
Arthur Dollar
....(best said in a London accent: Arfur Dollar).
This particularly annoyed my daughter-a fan.
Arthur Dollar
....(best said in a London accent: Arfur Dollar).
This particularly annoyed my daughter-a fan.
What is 50 cent called when he's in Canada?
58 cent
58 cent
Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear?
To hear 50 cent
To hear 50 cent
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