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Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?
25 Cent.

Q: Did you hear about that car 50 Cent sent to his mechanic?
A: The engine was shot...just like everything else.

Q: What concert costs $44.45 A: 50 Cent ft. Nickelback and +44

- Submitted by: JeReMy

Q: What did Tony yayo say when 50 Cent got a new sweater?

Q: Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn't have 50

Q: Why did 50 Cent turn off the TV?
A: The Game was on

Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)

Rapper 50 Cent said in the latest issue of �"GQ” magazine his next goal is to market his own line of condoms.
Is that a good idea? What would make you feel more secure than a 50 Cent condom…?

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback

- Submitted by: Joseph

What did the record producer say about 50 cent?
'Why am I producing a no talent, incompetent, ignorant, African-American such as yourself?'

What is 50 Cent's real name ?
Arthur Dollar
....(best said in a London accent: Arfur Dollar).
This particularly annoyed my daughter-a fan.

What is 50 cent called when he's in Canada?
58 cent

Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear?
To hear 50 cent


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