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Blonde on Blonde album at Amazon.com
"Dylan" English - "I vee-veesing a new alvum." "Regular" English - "I'm releasing a new album."
Any time you look at a picture of Bob Dylan, you may think to yourself "Oh, no! He's had a stroke!" That is not true. Bob Dylan is fine; that's just the way he looks naturally. (Keith Richards? Same thing.)
Bob Dylan has been seeing a psychologist because he has been having mental and social problems. The doctor says to Dylan, "Repeat after me .. Your Name is Bob Dylan." The problem started when Dylan said to the doctor, "Your name is Bob Dylan." The doctor says "No. YOUR name is Bob Dylan." Dylan again says "Your name is Bob Dylan." This went on repeatedly for several moments. ( The doctor has since resigned and is now seeing another doctor himself. )
Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, and Steven Tyler are going on a tour next year. It will be called "The Triple-Centenarian Tour". It will be very well run. The crowd will be very entertained, and "medics" will be standing by for the performers. DON'T MISS IT!! It may be the last time Bob, Mick, and Steven will ever see you.
Is it just ME, or do the names "Bob Dylan" and "Brain Damage" start with the same two letters?
The Bob Dylan picture located within this website is nice, but it's too "bare". .. The look on his face says to me, "SHOO! Do you smell that?"
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