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How many Ray Manzareks does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to make excuses as to why it burned out. One to write a book about it still being lit. And, finally............ one to take the parts and make money off them!!

- Submitted by: cassandra

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

The remaining members of The Doors died in a tragic plane crash after doing a group interview. Arriving in Hell, Satan decided to make an announcement. Satan: "I have good news and bad news......." crowd in Hell: "What's the good news?" "The rest of The Doors have arrived and I'm going to make them our new house band." (loud cheers) "What's the bad news?" "We made a lead singer trade with the man upstairs for Tiny Tim." (groans of anguish, gnashing of teeth)

- Submitted by: Jethro

What did Jim Morrison's body guard say? Please stand clear of the doors.

- Submitted by: Fahad

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