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Jokes about John Denver from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

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"Dad can I take the Cessna out for a spin?" "A swim? Okay just let me program the GPS for you,"

- Submitted by: The JQK3R

Before takeoff, the instructor, "John, just remember not to lose your head." JD, "Just give me the damned keys.."

- Submitted by: Larry Pitts

John Denver is now like his music.....
Ultra light and very down to earth.

What sings and flies into mountains?
John Denver

- Submitted by: Amoriah

What was the last drink John Denver had? sea water!

- Submitted by: Tanner

What weighs nine pounds but won't be plucked this Christmas?
John Denver's guitar

- Submitted by: Oz

When John Denver's plane crashed, a coroner found a dead bird caught inside the engine. The coroner decided that 'birds are a danger to airplanes.'
Usually, it's the other way around.

- Submitted by: Anon-y-mouse

Why did John Denver crash into the ocean? He wanted a splash hit in the 90's

- Submitted by: Tanner

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