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I would give my left arm to play in Def Leppard!
Q: Did you hear about Def Leppard?
A: They had a Quiet Riot!
Q: What has 7 arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard!
Q: What is Mother Theresa's Favorite Rock Band? A: Deaf Leper
Q: Why should you never ever hire Def Leppard to perform for family events? A: Because they will be BRINGIN ON THE HEARTBREAK
What did the Deaf Lepper say to Def Leppard?
You sound way better in braille.
What happens when a wild animal listens to rock music constantly? It becomes a deaf leopard.
What happens when the Def Leppard members get in a war An Armegeddon it
What has '9' arms and sucks?
There are 5 members of the band not 4 - the joke only works if you know how to count
What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks.
You know the funniest thing about people who make fun of Def Leppard's drummer? He could probably beat them all in a fair fight.
You know what's so funny about people who make fun of Def Leppard's drummer ? - They can't even play the drums, despite having twice as many arms as him !
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