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David hasslehoff walks into a bar; Bartender, who is really starstruck, exclaims "Mr Hasslehoff!! could i get you a drink, Mr Hasslehoff? maybe a bite to eat, Mr Hasslehoff?". Hasslehoff says "Listen mate, just call me Hoff". Barman says "Oh okay, no hassle"

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