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"ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!" (Oops; Wrong "Elvis"; Sorry.)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

If we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they at least separate us by artist or genre. I want to be placed in the Elvis Costello section.

- Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni

Q: Elvis Costello is married to Diana Krall, a jazz pianist and a star in her own right. When she embarks on another world tour (after releasing a new CD) and Elvis Costello is left behind working on his new music, what does he do at bedtime (alone)? A: He wants to talk to her but she's on the other side of the planet. So he dreams and then he pumps it up.

- Submitted by: Rocky Rocket

Q: What time is it when you discover that Donald Trump is eligible to be President of the United States but Elvis Costello isn’t? A: Time to change the Constitution!

- Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni

Q: What's the difference between The Attractions and The Imposters?* A: The difference between Bruce Thomas and Davey Faragher!* *For those who do not know, The Attractions were Elvis Costello's former backing band. His current backing band is called The Imposters. The two bands are almost identical: in addition to Elvis himself, both featured Steve Nieve on keyboards and Pete Thomas on drums. The only difference is that they had a different bassist: The Attractions' bassist was Bruce Thomas (no relation to Pete), while The Imposters' bassist is Davey Faragher.

- Submitted by: Alex Aerni

What has 200 legs and 100 pairs of glasses? The front row at an Elvis Costello concert

- Submitted by: Alex Aerni

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