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The rapper Common once took part in a medical test conducted by married scientists. The test required him to swallow a pill and a camera to record the results. A week later, he returned for a follow-up test. The scientists were baffled when they failed to gain any data from Common's test. Common then told them he found something fishy with their experiment and didn't take the pill or the camera. He then left and gave back the money for the test. The scientists divorced shortly afterward after finding out they had nothing in common.

- Submitted by: Brian Kelly

What do people say when they hear the music of Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr.? "That's so Common".

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

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