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As a confirmed atheist, I've always been certain that God doesn't exist. Not any more: BBC News: Phil Collins confirms retirement! (Editor's note: I'd like to state for the record that I like Phil Collins.)

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Do you know what that song 'Sussudio' sounds like?
What normal songs sound like if you sing them with balls in your mouth!

- Submitted by: metz

Great news! Phil Collins is picking up the drumsticks again. He's got a job at KFC!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Why does Phil Collins only count by even numbers?
A: He says he's aganist all odds.

- Submitted by: Daniel Leichty

Why Did Phil Collins Decide To Be A Weather Man? Because He Could Feel Rain Coming In The Air Tonight

- Submitted by: Rich

Why did phil Collins cross the road? To get to the middle.

- Submitted by: John Moscrop

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