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Hey, have you seen Ray Charles' first piano? Neither has he!

- Submitted by: Joe

Q. What's The difference between Ray Charles and Gordon Lightfoot? A. When Gordon Lightfoot hits the road, it's a more carefree highway, and no one is calling him "Jack".

- Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

Q: Have you seen the new Ray Charles Pepsi commercial?
A: Neither has he!

- Submitted by: astral diamond

Q: What's the definition of Endless Love?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder and Andrea Boccelli walk into a bar. The barman says 'Yeesh, most of my customers LEAVE here blind.'

- Submitted by: Luke Brattoni

Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's dead.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Your mama is so ugly, she makes Ray Charles flinch

- Submitted by: Bobby Jay

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