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A horse walks into a bar, sits down and orders a martini. Bartender says "I'll be happy to serve you, just show me proper ID" Of course, the horse has none and leaves the bar dejectedly. A little while later, Celine Dion walks into the same establishment and has a seat at the bar. Bartender comes over and says: "How many times do I need to tell you that I won't serve you without an ID?, Please leave before I call the authorities!!!"
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