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Knock! Knock!! Who's there? Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash who? Gesundheit

- Submitted by: Lee

Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Johnny Cash.
Johnny Cash who?
Johnny Cashew
..........................You nut.....

Q: What does Johnny Cash get if he eats too much hot spicy food?
A: A Ring Of Fire

What did the police officer make Johnny Cash do when he got pulled over for drunk driving?
.....Walk the Line

Who's "the most dangerous woman" in the world? Sue. (My Name Is SUE!! How Do You Do!! Now You Gonna DIE!!)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

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