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Just think... if Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's ham sandwich, they'd both be alive today!

- Submitted by: Ken

Q: What was Karen Carpenter's last meal?
A: Nothing!

- Submitted by: Odvaldo

Q: Why did Karen Carpenter's house sell so cheap?
A: It doesn't have a kitchen.

- Submitted by: falls_city_kitty

Richard Carpenter is remaking an old Hollies tune
- 'She Ain't Heavy (She's My Sister).'

- Submitted by: DaveS

What goes 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0?
Karen Carpenter's dress-size.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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