Music Jokes -> Karen Carpenter
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Karen Carpenter album at Amazon.com
Just think... if Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's ham sandwich, they'd both be alive today!
Submitted by: Ken
Q: What was Karen Carpenter's last meal?
A: Nothing!
A: Nothing!
Submitted by: Odvaldo
Q: Why did Karen Carpenter's house sell so cheap?
A: It doesn't have a kitchen.
A: It doesn't have a kitchen.
Submitted by: falls_city_kitty
Richard Carpenter is remaking an old Hollies tune
- 'She Ain't Heavy (She's My Sister).'
- 'She Ain't Heavy (She's My Sister).'
Submitted by: DaveS
What goes 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0?
Karen Carpenter's dress-size.
Karen Carpenter's dress-size.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
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