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Ebenezer Scrooge was in a diner one day when the jukebox started playing "If (A Picture Paints A Thousand Words)". He liked it so much, he asked the waiter to play it again for him. He gave the waiter the coin and said "WAITER...MORE BREAD!"

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

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