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It was MAY 31, 1993. Bertha Tillman had just died and her soul was waiting to get to HEAVEN. what Bertha didn't Realize was BON SCOTT was Also waiting for his soul to be taken. He had died 13 years prior in 1980. All Of a Sudden BON SCOTT Sings "HIGHWAY TO HELL" Bertha tells BON "DON'T SING CRAP LIKE THAT." Then Bertha Sings "OH MY ANGEL" Then All Of A Sudden Angels Come for the Both Of them. Bertha Goes to Heaven And Of Course Bon Goes To Hell. The Devil Says "HELLO BON" YOU DID A GREAT JOB, SON, WITH YOUR LIFE. I'M GONNA REWARD YOU WITH SOME PIZZA HUT PIZZA. Bon Replies "THANK YOU DAD."So After Bon And Satan Feast On PIZZA, The Devil Starts Hurt Bon With His Pitchfork. BON REPLIES "OWW DADDY THAT'S HOT." Then Satan Replies to Bon " WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO BERTHA?" Bon Replies " UH BECAUSE I AM SUCH A STUPID PERSON. UH I DON'T KNOW YOU CREATED ME DAD. SO YOU WOULD KNOW." Now Bertha Tillman LOOKS DOWN FROM HEAVEN (AND SINGS) "I BELIEVE THERE IS SOMETHING FUNNY GOING ON."
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